What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Are the seasons in Ireland different from those in Scotland, England, and Wales? Or are they just milder versions of each other?

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

If you cloned 12 Michael Jordan's and 12 LeBron James' and had Team Jordan vs. James, which team would win the most games?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

Moonraker

Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Flipping two atoms in LSD turned it into a powerful treatment for damaged brain circuits - PsyPost

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.